Thursday, December 30, 2010

Puns for Educated Minds

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Patty said...

hahahaha! Thanks Mary Lou!

Maree in NC :-) said...

too funny! :~D

kinda like pi r square, no pie are round. LOL :-P

Anonymous said...

These are great! Thanks Mary Lou.

Butterfly said...

Hi Mary Lou :O)

Stopping by to thank you for your kind comment on my blog and wish you a very happy new year!