Friday, December 09, 2011

Funny from Esther-thanks Esther this made me Laugh


A minister was coming to the close of his temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The choir director then very nervously announced, while looking sideways at the minister, 'For our closing hymn, let us sing number 365,
'Shall We Gather at the River'

2 comments:

Michele Bilyeu said...

I was trying to guess the ending to this one and didn't figure it out before I read it..and then, Oh my goodness...I loved it. Too cute!

Eat, Sleep, Quilt said...

hilarious! thanks for sharing.